Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny quotes. Show all posts

Monday, June 14, 2010

another tangent...

As I was helping Jadon (age 3) finish lunch today, he said:

Jadon: I want to wash the dishes!

Me: Ok, one day you can wash all the dishes and I won't have to anymore. Would you like that?

Jadon: Yeah!

Me: *chuckle*

Josiah chimes in: And then you won't have anyone to take care of anymore...except Judah. THEN you can have another baby!

Me: *laughing* You'd like that, huh?

Josiah: Yeah, I want a girl.

Me: Well you'll have to ask God because I'm not in charge.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

the lotto

One day last week Josiah asked a random question:

J: Mama, what's the Lotto?

M: The Lotto? Where did you learn that word from?

J: I told Baba that I wished he could stay home today and he said when he wins the Lotto, he would be able to stay home everyday.

M: (chuckling out loud) Oh! If you win the Lotto, you win a lot of money so some people might not have to work anymore.

J: Oh.


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A few months ago Jadon wanted to take a toy from the car into Ms. Heidi's class. It's a mommy and me preschool-type class we attend together.

M: Jadon, we're going to leave that toy in the car, ok?

J: Why?

M: Because Ms. Heidi has lots of toys in her class so we don't need anymore.

J: (quickly putting his toy back into the car) That makes sense, Mama.

M: (smiling) That makes sense?

J: Yeah, that makes sense.

M: Ok, let's go!

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One day Josiah was singing a song with lyrics from a Bible verse.

J: "Trust in the Lord with all your heart..."

M: Do you know what trust means?

J: No.

M: It's when you believe something or someone. When you know that it is true. Like you trust that Mama will pick you up from school when it's time to go home. You know that I'll be there.

J: Like when Sally says, "I trust Lightning McQueen?"

M: What?

J: When Doc is talking with Sally. He said, "Who do you trust?" And she says, "I trust Lightning McQueen."

M: Yeah, like that!

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And Judah can't talk yet, but here he is trying to eat cereal for the first time. It was quite funny watching him try to lick it all in, but not figuring out how to get it into the back of his mouth to swallow!


Thursday, April 1, 2010

But Jesus MADE them!

So in the process of brainwashing our kids to root for UCLA (and not USC), Jer came home this afternoon and noticed that Jadon had a yellow t-shirt on under a red long-sleeve Lightning McQueen shirt.

Jer: NO red and yellow together!
Jadon: (immediately pointing to me) but...but...but...
Jer: NO red and yellow together! You can wear only yellow or only red, but not together, ok?
Jadon: But Jesus MADE them!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

first Korean word

Josiah: Mama, what does "pongu" mean?
Me: Where did you hear that from?
Josiah: Some kids were saying it at church.

Ok, church friends! Who's kid is teaching my son funky Korean vocabulary?? Hehe.

Here's a shot of some of us from my MOMS Club at today's Kids' Fair. Thanks, Barbara, for making the event happen!